Orcs Don't Do Yoga - Tote Bag

$27.95

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Flat $4.95 shipping • Free on orders over $45

Handle color: Black

Size 13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18''

Exclusive hand-drawn design
Durable spun polyester
Reinforced handles that last

Description

Errands build character. And forearms.

Carries the yoga mat you swear you'll use and the dice bag you actually will.

Why you'll love it

Orcish utility: Endorsed by a warrior who claims the studio floor like a conquered battlefield.
Heavy-duty hauler: Made from durable spun polyester with boxed corners to handle heavy loads of rulebooks, snacks, or gym gear.

Size & tote details

Quality & features

Material: Durable spun polyester (canvas texture) • Laminated lining
Features: Reinforced cotton handles • Boxed corners (adds extra room)
Print: Vibrant, crisp colors
Care: Spot clean with damp cloth • Air dry

Size chart (laid flat). Use the measurement unit buttons above to change the displayed values.
Size	13" × 13''	16" × 16''	18" × 18''
Height	13	16	18
Length	13	16	18
Width	3	3	3
Handle length	29	29	29
Handle width	1	1	1

Shipping & returns

🛠️ Production: About 2 business days (made to order).

📦 Shipping estimates (business days)

United States: 2–8
Germany: 2–3
UK, Canada, Nordics: 5–15
EU (other countries): 5–8

🛡️ Satisfaction guarantee: If anything arrives misprinted or damaged, we'll make it right with a free replacement or full refund. No return required.

How to claim: Email support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo of the issue.

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FAQs

Do you offer international shipping?

Yes, to most regions. We ship this tote to the United States, United Kingdom and European Union.

Exception: Due to high shipping costs, this item is not available for Australia, Canada or New Zealand.

Tip: Select your country in the site menu to only show gear available in your region.

How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking link. Please allow up to 48 hours for the link to activate.

Note: If you ordered other gear (like a mug), your tote bag will arrive in a separate package.

For our EU customers: Gear and guarantee

EU representative: GeekyGearing, support@geekygearing.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay. We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks