Cardio? Never Heard of Her - Poster

$23.95

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Flat $4.95 shipping • Free on orders over $45

Size 12" x 12" 18" x 18" 24" x 24"

Hand-drawn original art
Thick, premium matte paper
Rich colors that won't fade

Description

Treadmills don't drop loot.

For anyone who'd rather lift heavy than log a single mile, these dwarves get it.

Made for the home gym, the garage, or the wall above the squat rack.

Why you'll love it

Anti-cardio creed: A grin-worthy gift for the gym rat who counts reps, not laps, and the D&D player who always rolls a dwarf.

Size & poster details

Materials & care

Paper: premium matte paper • substantial and sturdy, not flimsy
Print: High-detail printing with rich, true-to-screen colors
Finish: Matte, no glare • looks great in any light
Display: Made for indoor display · Frame not included
Care: Dust gently with a clean, dry cloth

Size guide (in)

Size	Width	Height
12" x 12"	12	12
18" x 18"	18	18
24" x 24"	24	24

Shipping & returns

🛠️ Production: About 2 business days (made to order).

📦 Shipping: 2 to 5 business days.

🛡️ Satisfaction guarantee: If anything arrives misprinted or damaged, we'll make it right with a free replacement or full refund. No return required.

How to claim: Email support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo of the issue.

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FAQs

Do you offer international shipping?

Not for this item. Due to high shipping costs, this poster is currently available exclusively for customers in the United States.

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How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking link. Please allow up to 48 hours for the link to activate.

Note: If you ordered other gear (like a mug), your poster will arrive in a separate package.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay. We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks