Decaf is for the Living - Mug

$23.00 CAD

$23.00 CAD ~~$26.00 CAD~~

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Size 330 mL 440 mL 590 mL

Hand-drawn wraparound art
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Premium lead-free ceramic

Description

Feeling like the walking dead before your morning coffee? You’re not alone.

The Decaf is for the Living Mug features a disheveled zombie clutching his empty mug in desperate pursuit of his morning brew. It’s the perfect reminder for those who need a real caffeine fix to feel alive: Decaf just won’t cut it.

Why you’ll love it
✔️ Zombie mode A relatable twist on your pre-coffee woes.

Love undead humor? Check out our other undead favorites: Grounds for Resurrection and Coffin or Coffee? 🧟

Size & mug details

Materials & care

Material: Durable white ceramic
Finish: Glossy
Use & care: Microwave & dishwasher safe
Safety: BPA-free & lead-free
Handle: Comfortable C-handle

Everyday size

330 mL mug (0.33 liters)
330 mL mug (0.33 liters)
Height	Diameter
9.6 cm (3.78 in)	8.1 cm (3.19 in)

Big sips, fewer refills

440 mL mug (0.44 liters)
440 mL mug (0.44 liters)
Height	Diameter
11 cm (4.33 in)	8.6 cm (3.39 in)

The "All-Day" Epic

590 mL mug (0.59 liters)
590 mL mug (0.59 liters)
Height	Diameter
11.5 cm (4.53 in)	10 cm (3.94 in)

Shipping & returns

🛠️ Production time: ~2 business days (made to order).

📦 Shipping: 1–7 business days.

🛡️ Satisfaction guarantee: If anything arrives misprinted or damaged, we'll make it right with a free replacement or full refund. No return required.

How to claim: Email support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo of the issue.

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FAQs

Do you offer international shipping?

Yes! Please select your country in the site menu to see the correct availability for your region.

How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking link. Please allow up to 48 hours for the link to activate.

Note: If you ordered other gear (like a sweatshirt), your mug will arrive in a separate package.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay. We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks.