Design Story
Tired of treadmills and counting steps? Step into the world of DwarfFit, where lifting warhammers and treasure chests is the only workout you need! Our "Cardio? Never Heard of Her" T-Shirt features burly dwarves who believe the only thing worth lifting is something that could defeat a dragon—or at least crush a treadmill.
Printed on our premium 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton tee, this shirt offers a soft, comfortable feel perfect for year-round wear. With a classic fit and a timeless crew neckline, it's ideal for both epic gym sessions and casual hangouts at the local tavern.
Get ready to flex your sense of humor and embrace the gains with this epic tee!
Why This Tee is a Heavyweight Champion:
✅ Fantasy Meets Fitness: Combines the rugged charm of dwarves with modern gym culture.
✅ Relatable Humor: Perfect for those who'd rather lift heavy than run from their conscience.
✅ Stand-Out Style: A design that's bound to catch eyes and maybe even a few chuckles.
Prefer something warmer? The "Cardio? Never Heard of Her" design is also available on a Sweatshirt and Hoodie!
Don't let this epic tee slip away! Add the "Cardio? Never Heard of Her" T-Shirt to your cart now and join the ranks of the DwarfFit elite. It's not just a shirt—it's a declaration of your commitment to strength, humor, and perhaps a little aversion to cardio. After all, why jog when you can forge your own path with a warhammer in hand!
Ready to lift like a legend? Equip yourself with this tee and let the world know that cardio might be mythical, but your strength is the real deal. Pass the warhammer, and let's get lifting!
FAQs
How long does shipping take?
🏭 Production time: Each item is printed just for you; please allow ~2 business days for production and quality checks before your order ships.
📦 U.S. delivery: 2 – 8 business days after dispatch.
🌍 International delivery: 10 – 30 business days, fully tracked.
Exact cost and carrier options appear at checkout—no surprises.
For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.
What’s your returns, refunds and guarantee policy?
🛡️ Satisfaction guarantee: Your satisfaction means everything to us. Since each item is custom-made just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for change of mind—but if your order arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll make it right with a full refund or free replacement.
How to request a refund
Email support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of delivery.
Include your order number, a description of the issue, and a clear photo or video showing the defective or damaged item.
If the item is confirmed as defective or damaged, we will issue a full refund.
For further details, please review our Return and Refund Policy.
What features do GeekyGearing T-shirts have?
Premium quality material
Forged from 100% combed cotton for solid colors (or a trusty cotton-poly blend for heather shades). Experience softness fit for a hero’s daily grind.
Tees run slightly small
For a more comfortable fit, we recommend going one size up from your usual choice.
Unisex fit for everyone
Hero, villain, or something in between—our T-shirts are designed for all who embrace epic style.
No side seams
Knitted from a single piece for friction-free comfort—because no adventurer should have to withstand itchy seams interrupting their quest!
Ethical and sustainable production
Crafted by Gildan, a proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable manufacturing practices. Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Humorous and unique design
Outfit your inner geek with original designs that spark conversations—and maybe a few epic puns.
Do you offer international shipping?
Yes, we do!
🌎 International delivery: 10 – 30 business days, fully tracked.
Exact cost and carrier options appear at checkout—no surprises.
🏭 Production time: Each item is printed just for you; please allow ~2 business days for production and quality checks before your order ships.
For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.
How do I care for my T-shirt?
To keep your T-shirt looking its best, please follow these care guidelines:
Machine wash: Warm (maximum 40°C or 105°F).
Inside-out washing: Turn the T-shirt inside out before washing to protect the colorful imprints from abrasion.
Bleaching: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
Tumble dry: Tumble dry on medium heat.
Ironing: Do not iron.
Dry cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Do you have a size guide for the T-shirt?
Yes we do! Check our size guide below to ensure you get a T-Shirt that feels like a second skin—comfortable enough for any quest.
Inches
Centimeters
If you have any further questions about sizing, feel free to contact us at support@geekygearing.com for assistance.
How can I track my order?
Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number. Please allow up to 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. Use this tracking number to monitor your package's progress until it reaches you.
For our EU customers: Gear and guarantee
EU representative: GeekyGearing,
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Shop Pay for secure and convenient payment. We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks.
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