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Tired of treadmills and counting steps? Step into the world of DwarfFit, where lifting warhammers and treasure chests is the only workout you need! Our "Cardio? Never Heard of Her" Sweatshirt features burly dwarves who believe the only thing worth lifting is something that could defeat a dragon—or at least crush a treadmill.
Crafted from a cozy blend of 50% ethically grown U.S. cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers warmth that even a dwarven forge can't match. The classic fit with a crew neckline ensures comfortable wear, while double-needle stitching adds durability for all your epic quests and heavy lifting sessions.
Get ready to flex your sense of humor and embrace the gains with this epic sweatshirt!
Why This Sweatshirt is a Heavyweight Champion:
✅ Fantasy Meets Fitness: Combines the rugged charm of dwarves with modern gym culture.
✅ Relatable Humor: Perfect for those who'd rather lift heavy than run from their conscience.
✅ Stand-Out Style: A design that's sure to draw smiles and maybe a few hearty cheers.
Looking for something lighter or with a hood? The "Cardio? Never Heard of Her" design is also available on a T-Shirt and Hoodie!
Don't let this epic sweatshirt slip away! Add the "Cardio? Never Heard of Her" Sweatshirt to your cart now and join the ranks of the DwarfFit elite. It's not just a sweatshirt—it's a declaration of your commitment to strength, humor, and perhaps a little aversion to cardio. After all, why chase the wind when you can stand your ground like a mountain!
Ready to lift like a legend? Equip yourself with this sweatshirt and let the world know that cardio might be mythical, but your strength is the real deal. Pass the warhammer, and let's get lifting!
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Frequently Asked Questions
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How long does shipping take?
Order Processing Time
All our products are made to order. Please allow 2-5 business days for us to process and produce your items before they are shipped.
Shipping Times
United States:
Estimated delivery within 2 - 8 business days (depending on your location and the shipping option selected at checkout) after your order has been processed.
International Delivery:
Estimated delivery within 10 - 30 business days after your order has been processed.
For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.
What’s your Return & Refund Policy?
At GeekyGearing.com, customer satisfaction is our top priority. Since all our products are custom-made to order, we do not accept returns for a change of mind. However, we offer refunds for defective or damaged items.
How to Request a Refund
Email us at support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of receiving your order.
Include your order number, a description of the issue, and a clear photo or video showing the defective or damaged item.
If the item is confirmed as defective or damaged, we will issue a full refund.
For further details, please review our Return and Refund Policy.
Do you offer international shipping?
Yes, we do!
International Delivery
Estimated delivery within 10 - 30 business days after your order has been processed.
Order Processing Time
All our products are made to order. Please allow 2-5 business days for us to process and produce your items before they are shipped.
For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.
Care instructions for the t-shirt
To keep your t-shirt looking its best, please follow these care guidelines:
Machine Wash: Warm (maximum 40°C or 105°F).
Bleaching: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
Tumble Dry: Tumble dry on medium heat.
Ironing: Do not iron.
Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Do you have a size guide for the t-shirt?
Yes we do! Check our size guide below to ensure you get a T-Shirt that feels like a second skin—comfortable enough for any quest.
Inches
Centimeters
If you have any further questions about sizing, feel free to contact us at support@geekygearing.com for assistance.
How can I track my order?
Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number. Please allow up to 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. Use this tracking number to monitor your package's progress until it reaches you.
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal for secure and convenient payment.
We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks.
Questions & Answers
How long does shipping take?
Order Processing Time
All our products are made to order. Please allow 2-5 business days for us to process and produce your items before they are shipped.
Shipping Times
United States:
Estimated delivery within 2 - 8 business days (depending on your location and the shipping option selected at checkout) after your order has been processed.
International Delivery:
Estimated delivery within 10 - 30 business days after your order has been processed.
For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.
What’s your Returns & Refund Policy?
✅ Quality Guarantee: Your satisfaction means everything to us. Since each item is custom-made just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for change of mind—but if your order arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll make it right with a full refund or free replacement.
How to Request a Refund
Email us at support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of receiving your order.
Include your order number, a description of the issue, and a clear photo or video showing the defective or damaged item.
If the item is confirmed as defective or damaged, we will issue a full refund.
For further details, please review our Returns and Refund Policy.
Do you offer international shipping?
Yes, we do!
International Delivery
Estimated delivery within 10 - 30 business days after your order has been processed.
Order Processing Time
All our products are made to order. Please allow 2-5 business days for us to process and produce your items before they are shipped.
For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.
How to care for the sweatshirt?
To keep your sweatshirt looking its best, please follow these care guidelines:
Machine Wash: Cold (maximum 30°C or 90°F).
Inside-Out Washing: Turn the sweatshirt inside out before washing to protect the colorful imprints from abrasion.
Bleaching: Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.
Tumble Dry: Tumble dry on low heat.
Ironing: Do not iron.
Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Do you have a size guide for the sweatshirt?
Yes we do! Consult our size guide below to make sure your new sweatshirt fits like a charm—no spellcasting required.
Inches
Centimeters
If you have any further questions about sizing, feel free to contact us at support@geekygearing.com for assistance.
How can I track my order?
Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number. Please allow up to 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. Use this tracking number to monitor your package's progress until it reaches you.
For Our EU Heroes: Gear & Guarantee
EU representative: GeekyGearing,
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal for secure and convenient payment. We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks.
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