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Orcs Don't Do Yoga - Tote Bag

€21,95

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Handle color

Black

Beige

Red

Size

13" × 13''

16" × 16''

18" × 18''

✔️ Durable spun-poly canvas

✔️ Reinforced cotton handles

✔️ Original hand-drawn artwork

Product Details

✔️ Easy spot-clean care

✔️ Boxed corners for extra space

✔️ Protective laminate lining

✔️ 100% satisfaction guarantee

Premium Quality Material
Classic Comfortable Fit
Soft and Itch-Free
Ethical and Sustainable Production
Humorous And Unique Design
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Size Guide

Our tote bags come in three sizes. See the chart below for exact dimensions.

13″ Tote: Grab-n-go essentials
16″ Tote: Farmer’s-market haul
18″ Tote: Big-haul hero pack

Measurement chart in inches

Size	13" × 13''	16" × 16''	18" × 18''
Height	13	16	18
Length	13	16	18
Width	3	3	3
Handle length	28.74	28.74	28.74
Handle width	1	1	1

Measurement chart in centimeters

Shipping & Returns

🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $70.

🏭 Production time: Each item is printed just for you; please allow ~2 business days for printing and quality checks.

📦 U.S. delivery: 2 – 8 business days after dispatch.

🌍 International delivery: 10 – 30 business days, fully tracked.

Exact cost and carrier options appear at checkout.

🛡️ Satisfaction guarantee: If anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to support@geekygearing.com within 14 days and we’ll rush a free replacement or full refund—no return required.

Design Story

The only zen you need is a triumphant flex. Our Orcs Don’t Do Yoga tote shows a battle-pumped orc claiming the mat like a conquered battlefield, tough spun-poly fabric that laughs alongside our orc at daily wear.

✔️ Reinforced cotton handles carry dumbbells, groceries, or warhammers without digging in.

✔️ Boxed corners + wipe-clean laminate lining add space for gear and shrug off post-workout spills.

✔️ Available in three sizes: 13″ grab-n-go, 16″ market haul, 18″ big-haul hero pack.

Throw it over your shoulder and channel unfiltered orcish spirit and flex attitude. Sometimes the best stretch is carrying more loot.

FAQs

How long does shipping take?

🏭 Production time: Each item is printed just for you; please allow ~2 business days for production and quality checks before your order ships.

📦 U.S. delivery: 2 – 8 business days after dispatch.

🌍 International delivery: 10 – 30 business days, fully tracked.

Exact cost and carrier options appear at checkout.

For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.

What’s your returns, refunds and guarantee policy?

🛡️ Satisfaction guarantee: Your satisfaction means everything to us. Since each tote bag is custom-made just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for change of mind, but if your order arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll make it right with a full refund or free replacement.

How to request a refund

Email support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of delivery.

Include your order number, a description of the issue, and a clear photo or video showing the defective or damaged item.

If the item is confirmed as defective or damaged, we will issue a full refund.

For further details, please review our Returns and Refund Policy.

What features do GeekyGearing tote bags have?

Durable spun-poly canvas
Tough fabric shrugs off daily wear, keeps its shape, and air-dries fast after a rogue coffee splash.

Reinforced cotton handles
Soft webbing straps with double-row stitching carry heavy rulebooks (or groceries) without digging into your shoulder.

Boxed corners
Added side volume and structure give you extra space for bulky loot.

Protective laminate lining
Smooth interior helps shield contents and wipes clean easily.

Humorous and unique design
Original designs that celebrate the nerdy, geeky and fantastic imagination.

Do you offer international shipping?

Yes, we do!

🌎 International delivery: 10 – 30 business days, fully tracked.

Exact cost and carrier options appear at checkout.

🏭 Production time: Each item is printed just for you; please allow ~2 business days for production and quality checks before your order ships.

For more detailed information, please read our Shipping Policy.

How do I care for my tote bag?

Remove contents → spot-treat stains → hand-wash in warm water with mild detergent → gentle brush or cloth → air-dry.

How big are the tote bags?

Our tote bags come in three sizes. See the charts below for exact dimensions in or cm.

13″ Tote: Grab-n-go essentials
16″ Tote: Farmer’s-market haul
18″ Tote: Big-haul hero pack

Measurement chart in inches

Size	13" × 13''	16" × 16''	18" × 18''
Height	13	16	18
Length	13	16	18
Width	3	3	3
Handle length	28.74	28.74	28.74
Handle width	1	1	1

Measurement chart in centimeters

Size	13" × 13''	16" × 16''	18" × 18''
Height	33.02	40.64	45.72
Length	33.02	40.64	45.72
Width	7.62	7.62	7.62
Handle length	73.00	73.00	73.00
Handle width	2.54	2.54	2.54

If you have any further questions, feel free to contact us at support@geekygearing.com for assistance.

How can I track my order?

Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number.

Please allow up to 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. Use this tracking number to monitor your package's progress until it reaches you.

For our EU customers: Gear and guarantee

EU representative: GeekyGearing, support@geekygearing.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Shop Pay for secure and convenient payment. We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks.