Orcs Don't Do Yoga - T-Shirt

$41.00 AUD

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Color: White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Exclusive hand-drawn design
Soft midweight cotton
Unisex fit

Description

Inner peace is hard to find when you’re built for battle. The Orcs Don’t Do Yoga tee captures the moment when warrior instincts clash with serene stretches.

Why you’ll love it
✔️ Unapologetic vibes: Perfect for fantasy fans who have ever felt out of place but decided to own it anyway.
✔️ Battle-ready comfort: Soft, ethically grown cotton without side seams ensures a smooth fit, whether you're hitting the gym or the couch.

Size & T-shirt details

Fit & features

Fit: Classic unisex fit (true to size)
Fabric: Medium-weight • Solid colors are 100% cotton • Heathers and Sport Grey are cotton-poly blend
Comfort: Tear-away label (no scratchy tag) • No side seams
Care: Machine wash cold (inside-out) • Tumble dry low • Do not iron • Do not dry clean

Size chart (laid flat)

Inches table
Inches table
Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
S	18	28	15.1
M	20	29	16.5
L	22	30	18
XL	24	31	19.5
2XL	26	32	21
3xl	28	33	22.4

Centimeters table
Centimeters table
Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
S	45.72	71.12	38.35
M	50.80	73.66	41.91
L	55.88	76.20	45.72
XL	60.96	78.74	49.53
2XL	66.04	81.28	53.34
3XL	71.12	83.82	56.90

Shipping & returns

🚚 Free shipping: Threshold varies by country. Select your country to see your amount.

🛠️ Production time: ~2 business days (made to order).

📦 Delivery estimates (business days, once shipped):

US, UK, Canada: 2–8
Austria, France, Germany, Portugal, Spain: 2–6
Nordics: 5–15
EU (other countries): 5–10
Australia: 3–6 • New Zealand: 5–10

Exact estimate appears at checkout.

🛡️ Satisfaction guarantee: If anything arrives misprinted or damaged, we'll make it right with a free replacement or full refund. No return required.

How to claim: Email support@geekygearing.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo of the issue.

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FAQs

Do you offer international shipping?

Yes! Please select your country in the site menu to see the correct availability for your region.

How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking link. Please allow up to 48 hours for the link to activate.

Note: If you ordered other gear (like a mug), your T-shirt will arrive in a separate package.

For our EU customers: Gear and guarantee

EU representative: GeekyGearing, support@geekygearing.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

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We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay. We do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks

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Orcs Don't Do Yoga - T-Shirt

Orcs Don't Do Yoga - T-Shirt